Wednesday, October 29, 2008

Joe the Secretary of State: "A Vote For Obama Is A Vote For The Death Of Israel"


No longer content merely to serve as the McCain campaign's chief economic advisor, Samuel Wurzelbacher a/k/a "Joe the (unlicensed, non-union) Plumber" has decided to take on the additional role of McCain's chief foreign policy advisor, based on his extensive experience in the field of unclogging toilets without a license.

Speaking at a McCain rally in Columbus "real America" Ohio yesterday, Joe the Foreign Policy Expert responded to a statement from a McCain supporter in the crowd. The McCain supporter, according to Joe, is "Middle America."

McCain Supporter: "A vote for Obama is a vote for the death to Israel! I'll guarantee you that!"

Joe the Foreign Policy Expert: "Actually, uh, I'll go ahead and agree with you on that. You know, well, I agree with you. I really think that would be a problem."


Apparently, this was the final straw for Fox News' Shepard Smith, who not only repeatedly questioned Joe's totally baseless and ignorant opinion, but was moved to issue a disclaimer following his interview with Wurzelbacher.


"I just want to make this 100 percent perfectly clear -- Barack Obama has said repeatedly and demonstrated repeatedly that Israel will always be a friend of the United States, no matter what happens once he becomes President of the United States. His words. The rest of it -- man...some things -- it just gets frightening sometimes. We'll be right back."

The full interview is worth a watch, if you want to experience stunned disbelief that a guy who literally would not be allowed by law to snake your sink in most states is now acting as McCain's chief economic and foreign policy messenger, and also if you are at all interested in your head literally exploding. Watch the interview here.

5 comments:

Defective Pants said...

Joe the Plumber has held more press conferences than Sarah Palin. If confronted with the same comment, Palin would no doubt have responded, "oh, being a mavericky maverick who favors America, and also, I would have to agree that 2 out of 5 jobs today, and also Israel is our ally, and so it is naive to think that we can sit down with our enemies, you betcha, with the gotcha journalism and taking the message, the maverick message, straight to the people, and also."

Warm Apple Pie said...

Palin-Wurzelbacher 2012

Motto: You Betcha We Snakin' That Corruption Also.

Actually, Biden at a rally today got pretty cute with the whole "Maverick" thing. Pretty snide and awesome.

damn sam said...

don't be a tease, post the biden video! help me cultivate my skill of procrastination ...

Pat Bateman said...

Thanks a lot Jack. My head literally exploded.

Warm Apple Pie said...

Damn Sam, ask and you shall receive.