Saturday, November 1, 2008

SNL Alum Victoria Jackson And Some Other Folks I Forget Slam Barack Obama, Al Franken

The RNC taps A-list Hollywood power brokers as mega-celebrities unite against Al Franken in Minnesota:

A veritable "who's who" list of today's brightest stars like . . . um . . . Victoria Jackson, blond uber-ditz, used to do some sketch comedy I think. And . . . er . . . Stephen Baldwin? Or is that Billy? Isn't Danny dead? Well, it's definitely a Baldwin - the one who hosted Scare Tactics. Robert Davi? Oh sure! The villain in that Bond movie. No, not the one with Daniel Craig. Um, no, not the movies starring Pierce Brosnan. Before that - Timothy Dalton. Played drug lord Franz Sanchez in License to Kill. In fairness, he did get blown up flying the chopper in Die Hard as Agent Johnson. No, not the black Agent Johnson. "The other one."

Hey! Cliff Clavin from Cheers! Where's Norm?

These incandescent luminaries make a compelling case against Franken, but Victoria Jackson really gave me pause to rethink my support of Obama. From here eponymous website, Victoria Jackson - the Official Website (meaning don't be fooled by the thousands of other websites devoted to the erstwhile SNL player from the eighties. Accept no imitations.):

I don't want a political label, but Obama bears traits that resemble the anti- Christ and I'm scared to death that un- educated people will ignorantly vote him into office.

You see, what bothers me most, besides being a Communist, and a racist (Obama writes in his book, From Dreams of My Father, "I found a solace in nursing a pervasive sense of grievance and and animosity against my (white) mother's race.") (Obama's "religion" of the last 20 years is Black Liberation Theology. What is that? "It is simply Marxism dressed up in Christian rhetoric. But unlike traditional Marxism, Black Liberation Theology emphasizes race rather than class . . . He pretends to be a Christian and he incriminates himself everytime he speaks about Christianity. To lie about being a believer in Christ is very dangerous. Lightning could strike him at any minute! But seriously, he doesn't have a clue what the Bible says and yet he pretends to be a church- going Christian to win votes. That is sooooo evil.

Publicizing her erudition comes at a price and Jackson will pay the liberal piper:

I know my stance might keep me from LA jobs, since (almost) the whole town is liberal but, some time in a man's life, or a bleach blonde 49 year old woman's life, one must stand for what they believe in, and put truth before popularity.

What a martyr! With a full understanding that her incontestable lack of talent prevents her from getting meaningful work in Hollywood, Jackson still has the guts to posit no jobs would be available even if she had talent.

But the crazy talk express has a full head of steam now! Jackson continues with a quote from USA Wake UP, an unflinching "think tank" on the vanguard of political science, and propagates its wisdom so that all may benefit:

"We must in all seriousness ask if Barack Hussein Obama could be a Muslim terrorist sympathizer or a Marxist mole. His closest friends include Communists, domestic and Muslim terrorists, racists and convicted felons. In his book Audacity of Hope, Barack Hussein Obama says, "I will stand with the Muslims should the political winds shift in an ugly direction."

"It is ironic and ominous that just 7 years after Islamic fundamentalist terrorists blew up the World Trade Center, that America may be about to elect a President with three Islamic names - Barack Hussein Obama - who has an Islamic education (in Indonesia), and strong Islamic ties and leanings."

Three? Three Islamic names? Not one - I mean we could have lived with Barack Joe Wurzelbacher. Could we work with two Islamic names? Perhaps, but that third American name better ooze patriotism: Barack Toby-Keith Obama is still pretty innocuous. But three?!?! Might as well grow a Bin Laden beard, Obama. You ain't foolin' nobody!

Wait! "McCain" is an Irish name, no? Have we explored his connections to the IRA?

Sigh . . . bring us home, Victoria. Finish your testimony:

Come On America! Wake Up! How stupid can you people be?!

One of the leading Islamic Extremist organizations, Hamas, endorsed Obama! HELLO!

HOPE Americans start researching the candidates before they vote, and that they
CHANGE from ignorance and/or apathy to a passion for the Truth!

Knowledge is power, Victoria. We're on the same page. I'm ready to start my research into the candidates - could you recommend the place in the Bible to begin? Leviticus? Deuteronomy? No, you're right - skip to the good part about Obama: Revelation.

***UPDATE***: You really cannot appreciate mental instability until you see it in action:

***UPDATE***: Victoria Jackson calls Barack Obama a "communist" against her husband's wishes. He believed the euphemistic "Marxist" to be more palatable for O'Reilly's forward-thinking audience. Man, if she was afforded one more segment, I guarantee you the awesome anti-Christ comparisons would have seeped out. Way to not ask the necessary follow-up, "Billy" (as your hetero-life partner Dennis Miller coos during his unwatchable segments):


Pat Bateman said...

Effing Hollywood elite. When Victoria Jackson and the dude who plays Jackson in Die Hard come together, you know it's going to be more of this typical West Coast conservatism and Bible thumping. I wish those Hollywood soap-boxers would just stop preaching the Word. Makes me ill and been going on for way too long.

Defective Pants said...

When Kirk Cameron chimes in, then I'll start listening to the Hollywood Elite.