Tuesday, October 21, 2008

GOP Floozy Bachmann Comments On The Evolution "Controversy"

Bachmann takes umbrage with Evolution:

"Hundreds and hundreds of scientists, many of them holding Nobel Prizes, who believe in intelligent design."

Okay, go! Start naming them: hundreds and hundreds of scientists who discredit evolution and acknowledge "intelligent design" as an established scientific theory. Is there a bigger example of Luntzian wordsmithery than the euphemistically-dubbed "intelligent design"? Nothing intelligent about it and there is certainly no design beyond 6000 years ago - when God created man and animals for Mark Wahlberg to talk to. More apropos to call it "Retarded Disorder" or "Silly Mess" or "Moronic Cluster-f**k."

I now get why the bible-beaters are always trying to burn books or remove them from circulation: Eventually, only one book will remain - the Bible - and all of its fresh, contemporary, non-anachronistic mores and taboos (like stoning whores, killing unruly slaves and sacrificing sons)can guide our daily lives.

Go, Michelle! Start listing them. Hundreds and hundreds of scientists. Hurry up! I'm timing you!

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