Wednesday, November 5, 2008

Viable Third Options

Vote for me, Chuck Norris. I put the laughter in "manslaughter."

Sheboygan County, Wisconsin, bucks the establishment:

While most voters dutifully completed the arrow on their ballots Tuesday, many exercised their right to choose with a variety of colorful write-in candidates. Popular selections included “Anyone Else” for a variety of offices, Hillary Clinton for president and the usual array of cartoon characters — a total of at least 34 this time around. Mickey Mouse was the most popular animated choice, with other nominees including Homer Simpson, Pepe Le Pew and Snoopy.

This included a write-in for "Walker, Texas Ranger" for District Attorney (I cannot argue with this selection . . . because I value my life. You do not mess with Chuck Norris. Chuck Norris destroyed the periodic table because he only recognizes the element of surprise!).

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