Thursday, November 6, 2008

Abject Ann Rues The Day

Ann Coulter's take on the election. A conciliatory tone, perhaps?:

Last night was truly a historic occasion: For only the second time in her adult life, Michelle Obama was proud of her country! . . .

Thought so. Some more low-lights:

And why should Republican activists slave away working for McCain when he has personally, viciously attacked: John O'Neill and the Swift Boat Veterans, National Right to Life director Doug Johnson, evangelical pastors Jerry Falwell, Pat Robertson and John Hagee, various conservative talk radio hosts, the Tennessee Republican Party and on and on and on?

Jesus Christ! No seriously: Jesus, are you listening? These are the characters you'll pluck up during the rapture? I'll take my chances with the anti-Christ.

On Palin:

Indeed, the only good thing about McCain is that he gave us a genuine conservative, Sarah Palin. He's like one of those insects that lives just long enough to reproduce so that the species can survive. That's why a lot of us are referring to Sarah as "The One" these days.

Like Sarah Connor in "The Terminator," Sarah Palin is destined to give birth to a new movement. That's why the Democrats are trying to kill her. And Arnold Schwarzenegger is involved somehow, too. Good Lord, I'm tired.

Pinch me. Am I dreaming? Because all this is too good to be true. Thanks Barack.


Pat Bateman said...

Ann has no relevance anymore. Her voice is silenced. She is a shrill voice echoing in the wilderness. If a Republican pundit becomes obsolete in the forest, screaming at the rain, but nobody is left to hear it, does she make a sound? I say no. Rest in Peace, Ann. Your fifteen minutes is over.

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