The Kansas Citianreports that an Obama victory could be bitter sweet, as an African village portends the slaughter of innocent bull in his honor.
In a related story, the Pennsylvania sanitation department warns that a McCain victory may result in a systematic failure of all plumbing statewide due to a prolific deluge of bull sh*t.
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Thirteen years ago, as I was starting to experiment with this blogging
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reaches th...
George Carlin- The American Dream
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Its been too long since I last logged on and commented on what's on my
mind.....and we'll catch up soon.
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Advance Notice
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When the
Great modern-day
Poet died
His wishes were
Granted
And his
Gravestone
Read,
“Don’t Try”.
Until now
I puzzled over
What he meant
Or what
His wor...
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