Monday, November 10, 2008

The Obama Files

London's Daily Telegraph has published this list of fifty things you, yes you, might not know about PEBO. Among the most interesting are:
  • He collects Spider-Man and Conan the Barbarian comics
  • He was known as "O'Bomber" at high school for his skill at basketball
  • He has read every Harry Potter book
  • He kept a pet ape called Tata while in Indonesia
  • He applied to appear in a black pin-up calendar while at Harvard but was rejected by the all-female committee

O'Bomber? Exsqeeze me? Don't you think that nickname is something that Sarah Barracuda could have used during her hate sermons? O'Bomber and the bomber. Pure gold. But, alas, our liberal media hid this from the people. Never mind his pet iguana named Cockanballs.


Warm Apple Pie said...

The "pet ape" of Islam?

Pat Bateman said...

Wait - he tried to be in a pin-up calendar and got rejected? How did THAT not get more press. That's hilarious. I mean, that CRIES OUT for an SNL skit. While we're at it, why hasn't SNL brought back Tim Meadows to play Obama? I mean, he's spot-on with mannerisms and that goofy smile to spoof him.