Thursday, November 13, 2008

National Enquirer Shocker? Cindy Redistributes Her Saliva?

The National Enquirer reports Cindy McCain has been canoodling with another Maverick. And they have a money shot from April 2006 at the Tempe Music Festival with Cindy probing her paramour's back molars with her lizard tongue.

When asked for comment, Sam Joe Wurzelbacher defended, "look, it's not me."

Take it with a grain of salt, but ask John Edwards if he thinks the Enquirer uses credible sources.

If it's true, I like it Cindy! Living like us Fake Americans. Perhaps you're not as bloodless as I thought.

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