If A GOP Ticket Falls In A Forest . . .

At a McCain event this morning in Defiance, Ohio (aptly named as McCain defies statistics and maps), 6000 of the enthusiastic faithful rallied to hear stories of "Real American patriotism" and the wickedness of Islamosocialism.

Unfortunately, less than 2000 of them can vote.

Not sure about the voting eligibility status of crickets.

"Hey Maverick! I'm A Maverick! You're A Maverick! We're The Maverick Team!"

As requested by reader Damn Sam, at a rally this morning in Florida, Joe Biden has a bit of fun with the McCain-Palin "couple of mavericks" persona:



God love yah, Joe Biden. Finally somebody said it!

"Vote McCain, Not Barack Hussein"

Conservative radio's new group-think perceives the feral left as much more virulent and hateful than the right despite the media elite's skewed vision of the campaign trail. The coterie of GOP pundits warns of a powder keg situation created by the left's never-ending quest to squash dissent and install their world view on the American people. They warn of violence in the wake of a McCain-Palin victory.

Really.

How many video clips can I post:



Yeah, you guys are the victims here. Cry me a river.