LIBERATION!!!!!

A funeral pyre for Darth Cheney and the Rovian Empire. The veil is lifted.

Then, celebration . . . Yes we can!

May the hope be with you . . . always!

Sacrifice!!!!!

The Kansas Citian reports that an Obama victory could be bitter sweet, as an African village portends the slaughter of innocent bull in his honor.

In a related story, the Pennsylvania sanitation department warns that a McCain victory may result in a systematic failure of all plumbing statewide due to a prolific deluge of bull sh*t.