Is Obama The Batman? Is McCain The Penguin? Tune in next week, same bat time, same bat channel

Until I watched this clip, I never, ever, in a million years, would have suspected that the distinguished Senator from the great State of Arizona was an arch-criminal mastermind. Now, I am not so sure. And remember, based on my ability to solve Encyclopedia Brown mysteries with barely any trouble, I am probably the greatest detective since Kojak, but with less hair. In any event, it's now quite clear that McCain's senior campaign advisor is The Riddler.