Saturday, October 25, 2008

Missing Links For October 25, 2008

A succinct, lucid explanation of competing health care plans.

President Bush votes early for Barack Obama?!?!? Psyche!

Captain Krauthammer and the euphoria before drowning: I will go down with the McCain ship. I'd rather lose an election than lose my bearings.

Obama defends his alleged ties to . . . Adolph Hitler: "Um . . . just so we're clear: I was negative 20 years old when Hitler committed despicable acts."

After conjuring Herbert Hoover, McCain revives Harry S. Truman, reminds the electorate he's stupid-old.
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3 comments:

  1. Pat BatemanOctober 25, 2008 at 10:27 PM

    I mean, HITLER? Listen, this thing has gone nuclear, clearly. You can see thinking over at the Keystone GOP HQ:

    "That damned Obama. He keeps tying us to Bush. Who do people hate more than Bush... damn, I mean I can honestly only think of one person. Although... I'm having a brainstorm... Jimmy, grab a pen!"

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  2. Warm Apple PieOctober 25, 2008 at 10:48 PM

    Look, Hitler is just some guy I knew from the neighborhood. We sat on some board together.

    Count your blessings - I can't believe Obama is poised to win this thing with a middle name in common with Sadam Hussein and a last name one consonant away from the first name of the world's most infamous terrorist. I mean I was shocked that "Barack" translates to "blessed," as opposed to "puppy rapist."

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  3. Defective PantsOctober 25, 2008 at 11:42 PM

    Hitler.

    Mussolini. Juan Peron.
    http://mediamatters.org/items/200807240001

    Today, McCain even compared him to President Bush!

    But nobody will stoop to Dick Cheney comparisons.

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