tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post1000192817778608361..comments2023-10-17T06:12:08.745-04:00Comments on Dan Quayle's Potatoe: F**k AIG! And F**k You Too Terry Bradshaw!Sidecarhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10892698757228271909noreply@blogger.comBlogger22125tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-33722763333639508772008-11-11T20:39:00.000-05:002008-11-11T20:39:00.000-05:00And, surprisingly, the "F**k You AIG! F**k You To...And, surprisingly, the "F**k You AIG! F**k You Too Terry Bradshaw" post becomes the most commented of all time. So is the reach of WAP's influence.Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-77443976379272433992008-11-11T20:22:00.000-05:002008-11-11T20:22:00.000-05:00Hahaha. I can just picture those words rattling a...Hahaha. I can just picture those words rattling around WAP's cranium like those stunt motorcycles inside a globe.Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-63660387375836798332008-11-11T20:13:00.000-05:002008-11-11T20:13:00.000-05:00And the winner of the 2008 Lamest Comeback Attempt...And the winner of the 2008 Lamest Comeback Attempt Award goes to.......<BR/><BR/>Warm Apple Pie, for his break out work in "Use These Three Words In A Sentence."Jack Knowledgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06197943569032593292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-23215750620098855952008-11-11T19:33:00.000-05:002008-11-11T19:33:00.000-05:00Please refer to comments re: Cringer post. Defect...Please refer to comments re: Cringer post. <BR/><BR/>Defective Palin, keep sifting through my dirty under-word drawer. <BR/><BR/>Okay, here are three words: parsimonious, penurious and niggardly. Give me three sentences using each of them in the apocreate fashion. Go. You're on the clock. Don't google it, you fat jockey. <BR/><BR/>Give me three sentences showing the distinctions.Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-91234037982994889252008-11-11T19:12:00.000-05:002008-11-11T19:12:00.000-05:00Wait wait - I've been off eating gruel and using m...Wait wait - I've been off eating gruel and using monosyllabic words in my cave for a few hours, so I've missed most of this fun, but did WAP actually say in these comments that he can pinpoint the moment in his life that he LEARNED each word - every one of them - in his personal lexicon? Are we going to explore that at all???Pat Batemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12419648745977259149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-19033308364842347522008-11-11T18:14:00.000-05:002008-11-11T18:14:00.000-05:00char·i·ta·ble (chr-t-bl)adj.1. Generous in giving ...char·i·ta·ble (chr-t-bl)<BR/>adj.<BR/>1. Generous in giving money or other help to the needy.<BR/><BR/>eleemosynary <BR/>adj <BR/>Definition: charitable; generous to the poor <BR/><BR/>"No, eleemosynary was the aprocreate word. Charitable deflects non-Pacific reciprocity. To anyone. Eleemosynary promotes beggars and the Moors with arms impeached."Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-72844240447794358382008-11-11T18:01:00.000-05:002008-11-11T18:01:00.000-05:00No, eleemosynary was the appropriate word. Charit...No, eleemosynary was the appropriate word. Charitable reflects non-specific generosity. To anyone. Eleemosynary connotes beggars and the poor with arms outreached.<BR/><BR/>Don't play this game, Defective Palin. You will lose.<BR/><BR/>Why are you scared of words?Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-66568483832160525562008-11-11T18:00:00.000-05:002008-11-11T18:00:00.000-05:00It's not like I mentioned your abnormally large an...It's not like I mentioned your abnormally large ankles.Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-44395124589105689822008-11-11T17:57:00.000-05:002008-11-11T17:57:00.000-05:00DON'T TELL THEM WAP IS THIN, YOU F**KING IDIOT!!!!...DON'T TELL THEM WAP IS THIN, YOU F**KING IDIOT!!!! Now then know us.<BR/><BR/>Regards,<BR/><BR/>Jack KnowledgeWarm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-64279346421639414802008-11-11T15:42:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:42:00.000-05:00This isn't about putting your vocaulary on display...This isn't about putting your vocaulary on display? Okay, then answer me this: What nuance of the word "eleemosynary" warranted its use instead of the word "charitable" or any other common synonym? Why use a word that you know 95% of readers will have to look up? Tell us, Iron WAP Tyson. Why did you pick "eleemosynary" for this post? <BR/><BR/>Did it arise out of a log period of Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-82483014358683242632008-11-11T15:35:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:35:00.000-05:00Each day you defenestrate your intellect.Defective...Each day you defenestrate your intellect.<BR/><BR/>Defective Palin: Stupidity We Need!<BR/><BR/>The thing is I can pinpoint the moment I learned each word I use. I can cite reference it in life. <BR/><BR/>Look, Mozart, Beethoven, they could just play. That's the only way I can explain it. hahahaha.<BR/><BR/>Keep doing what you do best and cut and paste heads on to bodies in photographs. Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-70177684706265540122008-11-11T15:29:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:29:00.000-05:00Why are you being so leptodermic? Listen, I'm gla...Why are you being so leptodermic? Listen, I'm glad you wake up every morning with a burning desire to weave the daily entry in your word-a-day calendar into your posts. Good for you, but don't get all bitchy when someone points out how ridiculous it comes off at times. You sound like Mike Tyson after he got out of prison. <BR/><BR/>"Terry Bradshaw sounds recidivist when he retempts to Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-65006000822633589722008-11-11T15:18:00.001-05:002008-11-11T15:18:00.001-05:00Honestly, I blame Bradshaw for this conversational...Honestly, I blame Bradshaw for this conversational derailment. Bradshaw has infected the blog with his redneckosity.Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-51411992812207149072008-11-11T15:18:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:18:00.000-05:00If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I wo...If I knew it was gonna be this kind of party, I would have stuck my d*ck in the mashed potatoes!!!!Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-65292111141347903972008-11-11T15:17:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:17:00.000-05:00Defective Palin - ha! Don't be afraid of words. ...Defective Palin - ha! Don't be afraid of words. Gooseshhhhteppin' morons like yourself should try reading books instead of buring them.<BR/><BR/>You are a troglodyte.<BR/><BR/>And Bateman weighs in - next to Biden the king of rhetorical flourishes!Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-60175952139066487622008-11-11T15:14:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:14:00.000-05:00Sidecar, you're citing not to Wikipedia, but to Wo...Sidecar, you're citing not to Wikipedia, but to Wookiepedia? Sexcellent. The Potatoe has taken a great scholarly and intellectual leap today. In which direction, I won't say.Jack Knowledgehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/06197943569032593292noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-43657580626683733822008-11-11T15:12:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:12:00.000-05:00True genius is the ability to make the complicated...True genius is the ability to make the complicated seem simple, not the inverse. <BR/><BR/>True pretention is the ability to use a ten letter word when a three letter word will suffice.<BR/><BR/>In conclusion, supercalifragalistic, bitches.Pat Batemanhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/12419648745977259149noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-12679965361943314892008-11-11T15:06:00.000-05:002008-11-11T15:06:00.000-05:00Look, don't get mad at me Defective Palin. If you...Look, don't get mad at me Defective Palin. If your dumb, man up and get edumacated. Stop buying clothes.<BR/><BR/>I'm sorry if I subvert the dominant paradigm and extend my lexicon to enrich your hebetudinous grey matter. <BR/><BR/>Hahaha, DP. You're a real expert in communicating to the reader. Hahahaha.<BR/><BR/>I'd learn more from a English class taught by Terry Bradshaw.Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-124283673334026292008-11-11T14:23:00.000-05:002008-11-11T14:23:00.000-05:00Eleemosynary was the personal Star Destroyer of Gr...Eleemosynary was the personal Star Destroyer of Grand Admiral Osvald Teshik. Just before the second Death Star was destroyed, Teshik escaped to his Star Destroyer, and continued the fight against the Rebel fleet. I don't get it.Sidecarhttps://www.blogger.com/profile/10892698757228271909noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-90505123870490794592008-11-11T14:21:00.000-05:002008-11-11T14:21:00.000-05:00Yes - I looked it up. Its use was completely supe...Yes - I looked it up. Its use was completely supererogatory in that context. The intendment is to communicate to the reader, not to ostend your ability to thumb a thesaurus.Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-52247040229806314472008-11-11T14:02:00.000-05:002008-11-11T14:02:00.000-05:00Yes, charity, alms for the poor. If you cannot ke...Yes, charity, alms for the poor. If you cannot keep up, grab a dictionary. I don't have time for private tutoring this semester.Warm Apple Piehttps://www.blogger.com/profile/00969961718578034655noreply@blogger.comtag:blogger.com,1999:blog-4619629054181832315.post-38104097222132487332008-11-11T13:44:00.000-05:002008-11-11T13:44:00.000-05:00Eleemosynary? Seriously?Eleemosynary? Seriously?Defective Pantshttps://www.blogger.com/profile/13593526918967756127noreply@blogger.com